Wednesday, March 3, 2010

A taxing season for the Nets


The New Jersey Nets are the worst team in the NBA with a record of 6-53 and could be the worst team of all time. They are having trouble putting butts in the seats so they are resorting to some interesting tactics in order to get fans to come to games.
Here is what they need to do to generate a better team and more interest:
1. Throw all the money they can to get King James in a Nets uniform.
2. Draft John Wall.
3. Steal Phil Jackson from the Lakers.
4. Have that new Russian billionaire owner of theirs set up kissing booths featuring those hot super model girlfriends he has.
5. Once the team is moved to Brooklyn have Jay-Z do a live show at the end of the games a couple times a year.
6. Feature Beyonce in one of those kissing booths. ($5 a kiss and $10 for a booty squeeze)
Those are just a few suggestions. Any suggestions you have would help and would be welcomed. Hang in there TWill! Help is on the way!

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