Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Rick Pitino to Vacate Both Elite Eights with Terrence Williams

I just got off the phone with Pulitzer Prize winning investigative journalist Seymore Hersh, yes the same journalist that was responsible for breaking the news about the My Lai massacre during the Vietnam War and the water boarding and torture at Gitmo, as well as secret U.S. military strikes in Iran. He just got word from one of his anonymous sources that while at the University of Louisville Terrence Williams was paid $1 billion dollars and was able to eat free at any Rally's hamburger joints in the U.S. (as well all know Pitino does those HILARIOUS Rally's commercials on the radio).

I was skeptical at first, knowing that Hersh has been prone to over-exagerate claims and blow things out of proportion, so I decided to do some digging of my own. I called my contacts at The New York Times as well as Newsweek and The Washington Post, they not only concurred with Hersh but it gets even deeper. Apparently Williams was at Porcini's the night of the Karen Sypher tryst and filmed it, which is breaks NCAA student Conduct Code 4-B.

The NCAA is going to vacate all of the wins that Pitino had with TWill as well as those just as good as notational championship Elite Eights (according to Cards fans) that Louisville has. We shall see how deep this gets. Stay with us as our crack report digs further and further into the muck.


  1. T-Will was 16 when that happened. Those bank commercials that Calipari does are hilarious as well. And this article is on a website just like LEO, so how does this make you any different than Seedy K? Just sayin'

  2. I was making it a point to be a douche like Seedy K. Any D-Bag with a computer can make up baseless lies and post them. You have to admit that it was pretty funny. Just Sayin'

  3. Anyone can do what you claim, not everyone can do it for a locally wellknown, and read magazine.

    But I do think your a douche like Seedy K.

  4. And T-Ferg: I agree with you on the bank commercials, those are comedy gold. The best one is the Joe B. Hall Whitaker Bank shot commercial. I am laughing hysterically right now just thining about it.

  5. Oops - I do think you're a douche, just sayin