Do what Terrence Williams says, not as he does... did... you get it

"A foursome - heck yes I will - ah man...what would Coach Rick Pitino do?" The short old one first Terrence, the short old one first.

Terrence Williams, the rookie out of Louisville, needs help. He's playing for the worst franchise in the league. His team was just bought by a Russian Billionaire that can't throw enough money at anyone to be their coach and he's going to have to move from New Jersey to Brooklyn after just one season! Although, that move might be a good thing though come to think of it.


Williams has worries and troubles but he did record his first ever triple-double this weekend. Williams recorded a career-high 27 points, 13 rebounds, 10 assists, and a steal. But without some help, his moment may only see time on ESPN’s new pitched network: “ELMN (ESPN Lifetime Movie Network).” It’s a sports themed station that features a Lifetime Movies for men feel, better known as a channel for all those E:60 movies. Terrence Williams’ potential movie, “Shareef Abdul Raheem: Resurrection.”

You remember "Reef" right? The guy with the catchy nickname, had one career triple double that happened to occur his rookie season, was the 'star' on of a bad Grizzlies when the Grizzlies were in Vancouver, was traded to a good Sacramento team but was lost among real stars? No? Really? Sorry to give away the plot of the new movie– and, well – the ending.

Terrence or you can call him T-Will is following his footsteps of Reef. He has that catchy nickname (see T-Will), has one triple double (in his rookie year no doubt), could be considered the star of a bad team that is about to move cities (see New Jersey to Brooklyn), and who knows – by the time the last chapter’s through, he might be on a contender – just on the bench.

But don't worry, T-Will knows what it takes to ensure the best chances at the #1 draft pick and with it, the presumed #1 John Wall. What is that? An 11-66 record. He was quoted, in what seems to be a self-serving statement, last week by the New York Daily News giving advice to Wall, "My advice to John Wall is to leave school."

This comes just months after Terrence was signing autographs of “John Wall Sucks.” Looks like losing can do a lot for your thoughts. Besides, he did spend 4 years in Louisville and was witness to those Smith Furniture “Christmas in July” sale commericals. This time, his Christmas is the NBA draft – he just hopes he gets the first present. It just happens he’s shopping for help at the corner of State and Main in Lexington, for John Wall – That’s Who