Ben Roethlisberger is a Douche: News and Notes

If you see this jersey and you are a female you need to: A). Ready Your Pepper Spray, B). Blow Your Rape Whistle and C). Call The Police.

• And the hits just keep on comin'! The details of what happened on that night in a Georgia bar just came out. The alleged victim's story has been released and, believe me, it's not looking good for Ben. There are instances of Big Ben exposing himself, the girl repeatedly telling him "no", actual police officers barricading a bathroom door and other sordid details. To add fuel to the fire, the head police officer in charge of the case resigned today, leading some to speculate that something in the case has been tampered with or something has been compromised. Either way, it looks like Roethlisberger got away with one. He needs to be fined, suspended and put on probation immediately.


• All of us that are Cats fans can remember how big of a jack-ass Joakim Noah was while at Florida. Now, Joakim's mouth has finally gotten him into some hot water with none other than Super Star LeBron James. Noah claimed that the Bulls wanted the Cavs in the playoffs. Well, he got what he wished for and LeBron is intent on destroying, not just beating, the Bulls. Noah's mouth is writing checks his basketball team can't cash.


• In a story that's not a story, Jerry Jones called his comments caught on a camera phone about Bill Parcells not a big deal. He was kidding. Quit talking about it.


• This next story is a sure fire future episode of my favorite show, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. A man was arrested for purposefully vomiting on an off duty police officer and his daughter during a Philadelphia Phillies baseball game. He vomited on the family because they got his friend expelled from the game because of his continued cursing and spitting. Stay classy Philadelphia!


• Evan Daniels tweeted that Marquis Teague is set to announce his commitment on April 22nd. Will he become a Cat or a Cardinal? Daniels stated that he is 60-40 in favor of the Dirty Cards. This is gonna be good.