Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Steven Seagal Law (less) Man



Those of you share my admiration for the Actor, Martial Artist, Musician, Philosopher, Warrior Poet, and all around Renaissance Man known as Steven Seagal no doubt share my shock in the recent allegations that along with justice, he also has a healthy appetite for Vietnamese and Russian sex slaves.

I look to the lessons I learned in the films Half Past Dead and Glimmer Man whenever I make a major decision. Exit Wounds and Fire Down Below serve as a soundtrack of my life.

The only thing more Earth shattering then these claims would be if Chuck Norris was accused of any wrong doing... ever.

1 comment:

  1. These sound like trumped up charges to me. Can you really convict a man that rocks an axe like that?

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