Friday, August 27, 2010

Sallie and Coleman Ineligible for the Cards

I'm in big, big trouble and it's not my STD's this time.


Boy it sucks to be a Cardinal basketball fan. I am going to go out on a limb here and predict that they will be terrible this year. This is the projected starting five: Peyton Siva (actually good), Terrence Jennings (hates electricity and is a bust so far), Rakeem Buckles (athletic but can't shoot), Preston Knowles (not that good and likes to beat up his girlfriends dad), Jared Swopshire (looks like Barrack Obama and weighs 70 lbs).


Kyle Kuric could also start but he already had the game of his life so we shouldn't expect much out of him. Sallie and Coleman were expected to add size and athleticism to a team that lacks both things. Pitino is going to have to pull a rabbit out of his...uh, hat to take this team to the NCAA's this year. You heard it hear first, this team is NIT bound.


Prepare for a lot of L's in the inaugural year of the KFC Bucket of Grease Arena.

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