Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Really Canada

What was that? Just when you think Canadians can’t get any weirder, they do. Seriously who the made up these rules? You missed the field goal. You go to overtime. You don’t start kicking the ball all over the joint like 3rd grade kickball and then declare it a touchdown. That makes no sense. F___ Canada. I mean I know they are are slower cousins to the north, but what are they trying to accomplish. This isn't rugby, and stop trying to make it into soccer. Like, how the hell does the play ever stop? Can you onside punt in Canadian football? Why don't they just show this crap on ice with everyone tanked off Moose Head and Labats and call it a day. These guys get paid to play this sport. My friends and I should be millionaires after the goofy crap we invented when we were kids. We once rode our bikes off the roof of my garage into the swimming pool while the other kids hit rocks at us with tennis rackets.... Where's my check?

Go to hell Canada and take your stupid football rules with you.

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1 comment:

  1. That really may be the dumbest thing I have ever seen.