Charlie Strong to get O.J. Simpson out of Jail and on to the Field

Darned glove! I just...can't...seem...to...get it...on!

Charlie Strong is a man that likes to give second chances as is evident by him accepting players/criminals Jordan Campbell and Demar Dorsey on the team. Strong has one more jail bird he wants to add to the puzzle and this one may be a little more tricky since he is currently encarcerated...O.J. Simpson.

When asked about this highly unorthodox move, Strong had this to say, "Well, as a man of integrity and principle, I believe in second chances. I think O.J. can really give us a chance to win. Besides, I honestly think he is misunderstood and he was a victim of circumstance. After all, the glove didn't fit. And if some guys were selling my stuff you best believe I would hold them hostage in a casino and get my stuff back. It's the natural reaction."

Coach Strong was then asked about how this would effect the image of the program. "Are you serious? You do know this is the University of Louisville, right? Two words: Willy Williams, Rod Council and Donte Spillman." I tried to correct the coach by saying that he said more than two words and he got really mad at me. "How dare you correct me? I am "Strong" when it comes to the subject of vocabulary, grammar and counting. You can take that to the bank." Yeah, I'll take that to the bank. As long as I know there is not a UofL football player there trying to rob it before I walk inside.

I called O.J. to ask him if he would consider playing for the Cards if there was indeed a loophole and a way to get him out of the clink. "Sure I'd play! Remember when the juice was loose?" I told him I wasn 't old enough to watch him play football but I did see him in the Naked Gun movies. "That was the best time in my life, the Naked Gun era. I was making money, I was allowed in to white country clubs, I hadn't killed Nicole yet...I mean, that dirt bag hadn't killed Nicole yet. Now I'm here in jail because I'm a victim of circumstance and I'm misunderstood. I don't know, UofL football does have a bad reputation and I don't need that negative energy around me. I might be better off in here."

Coach Strong also expressed his interest in ex-Panther Rae Carruth. For those of you that don't remember, Carruth shot his pregnant girlfriend and then tried to flee police by hiding in the trunk of a car. He is now in jail.

Disclaimer: I never talked to Strong or O.J. This was all in good fun and poor taste. If you are easily offended then I feel sorry for you. God Bless.