Reggie Bush was once the love of every USC fan in the world. Women wanted him, men wanted to be him and wanted the women that wanted him. He was flashy, well spoken, likable and, most importantly, he was a winner. And a cheater. Like, big time cheater.
USC has already returned his Heisman trophy and has taken his retired jersey down from their ring of honor. In another move to erase the Regster, USC has printed that there have been only 6 Heisman trophy winners in their school's history as is evident by their new USC football media guide featuring Lane "I'm going to be fired in 2 years" Kiffin on the cover.
It's ok Reggie! At least you have a Super Bowl ring and you once dated a Kardashian. The one that dumped you and is now dating Miles Austin. It's pretty sad when you lose your Heisman at USC but OJ's is still there. On to more news:
- Since Monster Mash is doing a bang up job reporting on Syphergate, I will limit my input to a comment or a post every now and then. Pitino gets cross examined by the defense today. This should be HOT!
- The media day for the Governor's Cup game between the Cats and the Cards was yesterday and I found out some cool things about Charlie Strong and Joker Phillips. They both coached at South Carolina in 2002 and even lived on the same street. They are friends for now but expect that friendship to end abruptly on September fourth at the pizza box. Somebodies debut is going to be ruined and the other will be lauded as a hero. Let's just hope the good (blue) guys win. I already have my "Beat Loserville" shirt on order.
- Former Oregon quarterback Jeremiah Masoli is going to be an Ole Miss Rebel. He is set to transfer and enter into one of their graduate programs. Even though Masoli has had 2 brushes with the cops and was kicked off of the Ducks, he is a really good student. He led the Ducks to a Rose Bowl where they were spanked by the Ohio State Buckeyes. Head coach Houston Nutt had previously rejected Masoli's transfer but then made an about face when his starting QB left the team. I guess you can say those morals and high standards went out the window.
- Now that TO and CO are teammates, I can't be more excited to watch the Bengals this year. I am not even a Bengals fan and I will now gladly watch them play on Sundays. The one upsmanship or the arguments that will ensue are going to be delightful. I want to see Carson Palmer's head explode. Chad Ochocinco said that if they don't win a Super Bowl it would be "G*d Da*n shame".
- Special Congrats to former Wildcat and current NBA point guard stud Rajon Rondo for making the final cut of Team USA. It would be great to have a former Wildcat take the gold in a second straight summer Olympics. The last time the Red, White and Blue beat the rest of the world, the great Tayshaun Prince was on the team. GO BIG BLUE!
- Sorry Sportsthat readers, no Ron-Ron news today. I know, I'm sad too.
- Finally...still no Sypher trial coverage on Cardchronicle.com. Hacks.
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