Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Kings Island Owns Stacey Poole


So with Boogiewoogie back from Hawaii and now venturing into the great Minnesota abyss, I've been holding down the fort. What does this mean? This means the articles probably suck since our UL faithful don't have anything to complain about in the comments. Well, allow me to increase your level of content and enjoyment that Boogie wont be back for a little longer.

This past weekend the 2011 Kentucky Basketball Draft Cats made a trip to the regionally known Kings Island. Led by point guard Brandon Knight's navigating, the Cats ventured into lower Ohio and back unscaved except for one casualty, Stacey Pooles pride. His fear of roller coasters was embodied when his preconcieved excuse of being too short to ride the ride failed.

Don't worry Stacey, Boogiewoogie doesn't ride "roller coasters that go upside down" so at least he'll have your back. Besides, the next trip you have planned is in Canada - and we all know there's nothing exciting up there except the mounted police.

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