Thursday, February 25, 2010

Cat fight? God I hope so...

If anyone is following the Winter Olympics, and as the ratings indicate over half the country is, then last night you saw the drama that ensued. Americans Lindsey Vonn and Julia Mancuso were set to run the giant slalom back to back when tragedy occurred.


Vonn was skiing at an amazing paces and was set to beat the current leader, some Austrian broad. All of a sudden Lindsey lost her balance, slid and crashed into a barrier. It was nasty spill and Vonn looked badly hurt. She ended up with a broken finger instead of the broken neck I initially thought she suffered.


One minute after Vonn had already started her run, Mancuso took off. Mancuso was flagged to stop halfway through her run because of Vonn's accident. Not knowing what had happened, Mancuso looked angry and confused. She later discovered that Vonn had slid off and road back up the hill on an ATV and did the run over. The second run was not pretty. She finished 18th for the day.


Mancuso followed the run by crying like a baby on international TV. She then tweeted this:
"i was flagged in gs, that is (expletive)! well now its time to use that anger and fight scnd run!"


Not that big of a deal, right? Well maybe. Apparently she was made to delete the tweet by the IOC in fear of being fined for criticizing officials. Also, ever since Vonn's extremely hot SI cover shot, Mancuso has been criticising Voon for being a Prima Donna and stealing the spotlight from the other skiers.


I would love to see these two in a no holds barred cat fight on pay-per-view. It would be awesome. Vonn is smokin' and Mancuso is not too bad on the eyes either. I think it would outdraw the ratings from the Olympics. On second thought, why not make that an olympic event? Olympic ladies cat-fighting! What females would you like to see compete in this event?


Note to reader: I know that this is an extremely sexist and misogynistic post. So sue me.

8 comments:

  1. The girl wears a tiara to get her medals. I believe her silver medal turned green in envy watching Vonn - seeing that Vonn is superior in all aspects of the sports, looks, and personality

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  2. Mancuso wears a tiara on the medal stand? I did not know that.

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  3. There is a movement to make Pole dancing an offical Olympic Event in 2016.
    Wonder what it takes to be a judge.

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  4. hopefully the "dancers" at River Girls Lounge have compromised their amateur status

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  5. Would "dancers" of the one legged variety compete in a seperate event? Many of the fine ladies at River Girls and The Dixie Bell only have one leg. So I'm told.

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  6. You have to hold out for the par-olympics to see the gimps.

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  7. That was totally uncalled for Matt. We are trying to have a civil discussion here. The word "gimps" is utterly offensive.

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