If Pitino was on Twitter

When you're single you spend a lot of time watching porn television and Twitter feeds. Recently, I've been seeing Rick Pitino's Rally's "Get Your Feast On" commercials. Well, if you couple my two past-times together, you start wondering what Rick Pitino's Twitter name would be.

Sure, Ricky P might go with an easy name like "UL_CoachPitino" or "Rick_Pitino" but he's hip, he's with it, he's a balla... he's practically 18 and in his prime. Seriously, we'll have to pretend that Rick is still slick and the best dressed coach in America - but here are my top TwitterRific names:

Qik2StikRick
PNonyMousSex
CoachP_isNot4Penis
DribbleDriveOffensive
IPutDaDInD_AndSypher
TheRealJurichBoy
KragthorpePt2
UL_NC17

I'm interested to hear the best names you have...